A Little Humor To Start The Day-Christ Church of the Hills introduced an innovative new feature at its central campus Sunday: a completely soundproofed section of pews reserved exclusively for loud, off-key singers in the congregation, sources confirmed.
The section of several pews is encompassed by state-of-the-art anechoic technology, preventing any screeches, bellows, or other distracting noises from leaving the isolated chamber and disturbing the rest of the congregation. Those seated in the section can listen to the service through a set of speakers wired into the quarantined area.
According to head usher Monty Bennett, the program is working out great so far.
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http://babylonbee.com/news/church-introduces-new-soundproof-section-bad-singers/
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