Wednesday, January 1, 2014

After banning mini skirts, authorities plan to outlaw big handbags

From Uganda-

Since the beginning of time women have sat back and quietly taken the short end of the stick.

First Adam blamed Eve for giving him the fruit from the forbidden tree — I guess he had never heard the word “no”. Why was she to blame? Was he not the leader, when did he become the follower? But then again, men have always been the weaker sex. Why else would the Anglican Church of Uganda ban bare shoulders at the altar during a marriage ceremony? Apparently, the push up bras and low bodices serve up a nice pair of mammary glands that keep the priest faltering in his speech, with every breath the bride takes. It was therefore decreed that if you must have a “stylish dress”, you must wear a bolero or a shawl to ensure that the congregates can concentrate during the service.

Read more at:

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/entertainment/article/3550/after-banning-mini-skirts-authorities-plan-to-outlaw-big-handbags

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