A little humor to start the day-Luckily for you, we at The Babylon Bee have studied our official company Scofield Reference Bible for the past 80 years in order to distill each of the 66 books down to a bite-sized snippet even you can understand. We reduced every book to a single, memorable line, so you don’t have to read a word of it for yourself. Nice!
Forget about reading through the Bible in a year—now you can read through the Bible in about five minutes!
Genesis – God makes everything and it’s really good for about 3.2 seconds.
Exodus – YAHWEH VS. RA FIGHT NIGHT ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Leviticus – STOP DOING GROSS STUFF.
More here-
http://babylonbee.com/news/tldr-edition-66-books-bible/
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