This Just In-HEAVEN—In a stunning leak Monday, sources in heaven claimed to have “reliable information” that the triumphant return of Jesus Christ will occur one week from Wednesday, during a deciding Game 7 of the World Series between the Cleveland Indians and the Chicago Cubs.
Claiming that it’s “definitely happening,” sources added that the Second Coming will take place during the final inning, as one of the teams comes agonizingly close to winning the World Series.
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